Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Unlikely Ownership Candidate Of The Day: Alyssa Milano


  • Would be a lot nicer to look at in press conferences than Jeff Wilpon
  • Growing sports clothing empire guarantees financial stability
  • Could use knowledge gained from dating other teams players to assist in scouting
  • Would probably be the first time in history players would be HOPING to get called into the owners office


  • Exponentially increases the likelihood of a Citi Field appearance by (shudder) Tony Danza
  • Is probably the only person who is a bigger Dodgers fan than current owner
  • Would have to constantly take time off to battle evil demons with Rose McGowan
  • Would make these the Mets new official uniforms:
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