- Would be a lot nicer to look at in press conferences than Jeff Wilpon
- Growing sports clothing empire guarantees financial stability
- Could use knowledge gained from dating other teams players to assist in scouting
- Would probably be the first time in history players would be HOPING to get called into the owners office
CONS
- Exponentially increases the likelihood of a Citi Field appearance by (shudder) Tony Danza
- Is probably the only person who is a bigger Dodgers fan than current owner
- Would have to constantly take time off to battle evil demons with Rose McGowan
- Would make these the Mets new official uniforms:
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