Unlikely Ownership Candidate Of The Day: Tom Cruise

PROS

• Scientological approach to treatment of injuries can't be any worse than what the Mets are already doing
• 4 Words: Cole Trickle Bobblehead Night
• Mets will have a cool 80's Kenny Loggins soundtrack
• Will manage one game a year as Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder

CONS

• Mandatory pre-game oiled up volleyball match
• Much like the Mets, hasn't been all that good since the 80's
• War of the Worlds
• Will limit GM's ability to play hardball with agents by going on Oprah and shouting how much he loves player X

BONUS PRO
Gives me an excuse to do this:

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