Monday, February 7, 2011

Unlikely Mets Ownership Candidate Of The Day: The "Opulence" Guy

  • Opulence - He has it
  • Would give Mets fans the bat-shit crazy owner they've always wanted
  • Over the top personality would balance out current ownership's complete lack of one
  • If a big free agent is available, he will "jump in it"

  • Would replace dirt at Citi Field with gold.  Might be tough on Jose's legs
  • May eventually move team to Eastern Europe
  • While he says he is willing to spend on the team he admitedly also likes "savings the money"
  • Would only air Mets games on DirecTV
  • Wants to replace Mr. Met with a miniature giraffe

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