Thursday, May 31, 2012

Murphtracker 2012 Update: Murph Keeps Rolling

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Banner Day!

Sunday was Banner Day at Citi Field and of course The Apple was in the building to participate.  I decided to go against type and go with a loving tribute as opposed to my usual shtick. Here's the full banner...

Monday, May 28, 2012

Happy Memorial Day Mets Fans!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Mets Brain-trust Holds Meeting About Ike, Also Enjoys The Free WiFi At Panera

On Thursday morning Mets GM Sandy Alderson called a meeting of his braintrust.  Attending were Jeff Wilpon, J.P. Ricciardi, Paul DePodesta, manager Terry Collins, and, of course, team mascot Mr. Met.  The meeting was held at a local Panera Bread because of the free WiFi and also J.P. really likes the mac and cheese there.

The Apple was allowed to sit in so here is a transcript of the meeting:

Thursday, May 24, 2012

As Bad As "Somebody Left The Gate Open" Is, I Still Think This Is Worse...

Anyone else subjected to these nightmares during Mets games? There's like a whole series of these for various City Island restaurants.  Apparently, Horrible Commercials Inc. was having a sale in City Island.

The Fans Have Voted And Your New Subway Car Mets Are...

David "The Captain" Wright, R.A. "Kilimanjaro" Dickey, Johan "El Gocho" Santana, Daniel "#ImWith28" Murphy & newcomer Kirk let's just call him Kirk. Thanks for voting.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Vote Your Favorite Mets On Or Off The Apple's Subway Car

I've been getting a few request for various players to be added to the subway car in the site header so I've decided to put the choice in your hands.  Vote for your favorite players below. The top 5 vote getters will get to ride the train...

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Mets Closer Frank Francisco Starts Screaming Telegram Business

Everyone has someone in their life that they want to rip into for one reason or another.  Boss making you work late? Husband not taking out the trash? Neighbor's dog keeping you up?  Sure it would feel great to just have a meltdown and tear them a new one but that isn't always socially acceptable.  Fortunately, Mets "closer" Frank Francisco has the answer...let him yell at them for you.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Video: What It Would Look Like Had The Mets Simply Chose To End The Season After Sweeping The Phillies...

The Mets just swept the Phillies in Philly. It doesn't get any better than that. So, why are they going to continue playing games after this? Call me a cynic, but this could realistically end up being the high point of the season. So why not just walk away while you're on top? I'll even go one step further and say the credits should roll after the Davis 3-run shot, don't even show the actual ending to the game. Don't believe me? Watch this video of how the season could possibly end and tell me I'm not on to something...

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Mets Fans: Take The David Wright Photoshop Challenge

Ok so when I logged on to today to check on the Mets game I was greeted with this:

Now there are a number of things wrong with this picture but let's just focus on David.  Is that seriously the only photo they had or are intentionally trying to make Wright look stupid.  Regardless, the (Photoshop or MS Paintz for you Amazin' Avenue types) potential is astronomical. 

My Feelings About This Houston Series Can Only Be Properly Expressed Via Rage Face

Thank God David Wright Didn't Allow Himself To Be Photographed In Cowboy Garb

The last thing we would want is the face of the franchise looking silly on the internet...

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