Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Obama's Blogger Beer Summit Ends Tensions, Restores Apple To Original Ownership

The owners of and The Apple came together today at the request of President Obama and came to agreement that would end this half assed gimmick to cover my site I mean feud.

Matt Cerrone agreed to relinquish control of The Apple if Randy agreed to clean up his website a little and stop being such a slouch.  Randy in turn agreed to stop calling the Metsblog comments section "the place where the shadow creatures from the movie Ghost take you if you've been a bad person".

For those of you interested in that sort of thing, Cerrone had a Maharaja Imperial IPA while Randy had a Samuel Adams Utopias because when the President is buying (and you don't plan on driving for a few days) you have a Sam Adams Utopias.

In summary, The Apple is back but will look very different over the next few days.  The changes will be aimed at making things neater and more organized around here, and that's change you can believe in.

All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story. Follow me on Twitter @readtheapple

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