Metsblog Annexes The Apple In Hostile Takeover

Unlimited Power!!!

If you are reading this than you are my last hope.  Moments ago, Metsblog's Matt Cerrone and his lieutenants Ted Berg and Michael Baron blasted their way into the offices of The Apple and have claimed ownership over my website.  I am currently barricaded in a small room and am typing this from under a desk.

Apparently driven mad by last night's Jets defeat, Cerrone is claiming that all Mets related blogs that reach a certain size are to immediately be annexed by what he is calling the First Galactic Blog Empire of which he has declared himself emperor.  I tried to talk some sense into him but he just tents his fingers and says, "Good......Good."

Apparently, their plan is to dismantle The Apple and turn it into a new blog run by Baron and Berg that will focus on high quality, high resolution photographs of gourmet sandwiches. All of which will be sponsored by Verizon.

If you can read this, call your congressman, call your senator, call Obama or call a jedi and tell them to help. Today it is The Apple, but they will not stop here.  Your Mets related blog could be next. 

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