Friday, January 21, 2011

Jeff Francoeur Clearance Sale: These Prices Are Not A Damn Joke

Do you love Jeff Francoeur?  Are you a big Royals fan? Do you hate Citi Field? Do you have a dollar?  If you answered yes to any of these questions then come on down to the Jeff Francoeur clearance sale going on now at The Apple.

That's right, in what can only be described as a petty act of revenge, I am selling my Steiner Sports Jeff Francoeur autographed baseball for the low low starting bid of 99 cents on ebay.  For a mere buck, you can have a small piece of history.  I can't guarantee that Jeff Francoeur actually swung and missed at this ball but when you think about it the odds are pretty good that he did.

The Jeff Francoeur autographed baseball has thousands of uses including:
  • Display it in your den.
  • Play catch with it.
  • Use it as a paperweight.
  • Throw it at a home intruder for self defense.
  • Use it to strike out Jeff Francoeur.
  • Bring it to a Royals game and throw it at Jeff Francoeur
  • Put on a laser show in your backyard.
  • ...and many more!
Don't be fooled by others selling Frenchy memorabilia, this ball is 100% authentic.  It's been verified by Steiner Sports and the MLB.

If you wanna save on shipping and handling, I'll keep the auction price as a donation and burn the ball.  Media Goon from will film it and we'll send you a DVD.

So don't pay $84.99 at Steiner Sports for the same ball.  Buy this one from The Apple today and tell Jeff Francoeur that he's the damn joke.

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