Sing along to his song if you know the melody. If you don't know, go here first and then enjoy a few of Larry Smith's "Favorite Things" after the jump.
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And Beltran's in right now
Bay says his head's good
He's feeling all right now
Dickey still throws balls
They're all fluttering
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Jose feels good now
He'll steal lots of bases
Collins will put team
Through all of its paces
David's the Wright guy
Might get us a ring
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGSSandy's a sharpy
I trust in what he knows
All the new players
Are not just Latinos
Pelfrey looks ready
I like what he brings
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGSWhen the Mets lose
When the Yanks win
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SO BAD
Thole's the backstop
A slap hitting lefty
Paulino will catch too
Despite being hefty
Ike's still at first base
With his power swings
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGSWatching a ballgame that Gary and Ron do
Kevin's their sidekick
Who's roaming the venue
Keith is so kooky
Opinions he flings
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGSWilpons in trouble
Madoff with their money
Likely it's me
But I just find that funny
Wondering just what the future will bring
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGSWhen Luis plays
When Ollie throws
Then I'm feeling had
I simply remember my favorite things
AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SO BAD
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