Tuesday, October 11, 2011

MLB Cashing In On Joaquin Benoit's Giant Bandage

Never one to miss an opportunity to make some merchandising dollars, Major League Baseball today unveiled their latest product.  A replica of Joaquin Benoit's ginormous bandage from the ALDS.  Here's the description from mlb.com:

It was the bandage that inspired an entire city.  It was so powerful that even after umpires forced him to remove it, Joaquin Benoit's bandage continued to inspire his team to victory over the favored Yankees. Now you too can experience the power of the bandage with your very own officially licensed MLB Rally Bandage.
The bandage is available at Comerica Park souvenir stands and online at the MLB.com store.

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