Sunday, May 1, 2011
Osama Bin Laden Killed...By Daniel Murphy
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In his ongoing quest to become the most beloved Met of all time, Daniel Murphy flew to the Middle East this morning and killed Osama Bin Laden. Murphy was able to dispatch the terrorist leader and still make it back in time to pinch hit at tonight's Mets-Phillies game. Is there anything this kid can't do?
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ReplyDeleteFrancesa was on the FAN overnight as a guest and apparently said Murphy didn't do it right.
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