The promotion in question is called "Stuff From Jerry and Omar's Offices Day" and is scheduled for Sunday, October 3rd. While the details are still sketchy, it appears that on that day, the first 25,000 fans in attendance will have the chance to take something from the office of either Manuel or Minaya. Apparently, nothing is off limits as fans will have their pick of everything from office supplies to family photos. All items will be authenticated by Steiner Sports and Major League Baseball.
The timing of the announcement comes as no surprise either as Jerrynaya is currently in Atlanta overseeing the mathematical end of the season. It would appear that the Mets are hoping that by the time they return, this will be old news and the two may not even know about it until fans start showing up to take their stuff away.
Fan reaction so far has been largely positive. One fan who called himself Eli from Brooklyn said that he hoped to take home the pen that signed off on the Castillo and Perez contracts, while Jennifer Joost told us she hopes to find the dart board that Manuel uses to make substitution decisions.
Calls to the Mets have gone unanswered but a source in the ticket office told The Apple that the game is already close to selling out. To get your tickets call 718-507-TIXX and tell them you want to buy tickets to the "Stuff From Jerry and Omar's Offices Day" game that you read about on The Apple.
Do it.
We dare you.
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ReplyDeleteI want the compromising pictures of the Wilpon family they have hidden somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI think Ollie already took those.
ReplyDeleteI'm really going to miss those guys. They tried hard, but the fans let them down. I hope they can catch on next year with other teams!
ReplyDeleteMinaya most likely isn't going anywhere. He will get re-assigned within the organization.
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