Say It Isn't So: #CaptainShorts Ditches Shorts In Favor Of Pants, #MetsTwitter Explodes

In a moment of weakness, our hero Captain Shorts gave in to the cold weather and wore, and it pains me to say this...pants.

Mets Twitter did not react well to this...

@readtheapple Captain Shorts going with a new look today :)

— Mark Simon (@msimonespn) April 4, 2013

@readtheapple Captain Track Pants?

— Clay Davis (@SSClayDavis) April 4, 2013

@readtheapple it was so cold at Citi that #captainshorts became #captainpants tonight!! #mets

— Laura Lapidus (@MetsMom) April 4, 2013

@readtheapple My man dubbed him "Dr. Pants" today. Cause, you know, the pants.

— Kristen H. Sensenig (@KristenSensenig) April 4, 2013

@readtheapple he was wearing pants!I was so confused!

— Sherri Feldman (@FeldFam) April 4, 2013

Captain Sports was wearing pants. What does this mean??!!!??!!!! @readtheapple

— Brian Mastro (@Bstro1018) April 4, 2013

No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story. Follow me on Twitter @readtheapple.

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