Monday, October 29, 2012

The Apple Weather Center Says Hurricane Buddy Could Be The Real Problem

While millions along the east coast are prepared for Hurricane Sandy, the Apple Weather Center is issuing a new warning about Hurricane Buddy, a smaller but potentially more dangerous storm following closely behind.  Residents are urged to cover their property in plastic sheeting as Buddy is expected to "wiz" all over the place. You should also hide your slippers or expect to find them all chewed up on Tuesday morning.

It is currently unclear when exactly Hurricane Buddy will make landfall as local officials have launched a plan to distract the hurricane by running a giant can opener. More details as they become available.

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