Applesauce: The Week That Was In Fictional Mets News

While you could have slept through this weeks Mets action and not missed a thing, here at The Apple it was a busy week getting you the news that other so called Mets websites are too afraid to report.

On Monday we found out that the stress of losing to this Mets team can be too much to handle for some people.  Meanwhile on Tuesday the Mets ownership found yet another way to make a buck off a bad situation.  Wednesday was all about continuing our "too much, too soon" love affair with a certain young ballplayer whose name rhymes with "Mike Mavis".  We risked life and limb on Thursday to show you the horrifying truth behind "The Animal" and on Friday we broke the really gross story behind the newest name for the Marlins ballpark.  Finally, on Saturday, we honored the greatest pants in the history of the Mets organization. 

In a non-fictional aside, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for the positive feedback you have given the Apple in it's early days.  I wasn't sure how people would feel about this kind of a site and it is good too see there are so many of you with similarly twisted minds out there who enjoy this stuff.  Please feel free to write me at readtheapple@gmail.com with comments, story ideas or even criticism.  I love it all.  We also have a Facebook Page you can be a fan of.  On that page I'll occasionally mix some actual thoughts on the real Mets team.  See you tomorrow with fresh content and Let's Go Mets!

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