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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Mets Make Oliver Perez The Face Of The Holiday Pick-A-Pack Promotion
In what we can only guess is a move to rehabilitate his shattered image, the Mets made Oliver Perez the poster boy for their Holiday 3-Game Pick-A-Pack promotion. Universally lauded as the most hated Mets player, Perez will be on all advertising for the packs. It appears the Mets want to send a strong message to both of his fans that Ollie is not going anywhere. Here's the email that went out today:
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