Disagreement Over Urinal Dividers Sunk Wilpon/Einhorn Deal

The news has been full of speculation on just why the Wilpon-Einhorn ownership deal fell apart.  Some sources report that Wilpon had been dealing behind Einhorn's back.  Other sources say Mets ownership was fed up with Einhorn's attempts to wrestle away majority control.  The Apple has spent the last 24 hours investigating the break-up and what we ended up finding out was shocking.  In the end, it was urinals that sunk the deal.

Mets Release Line Of Merchandise To Commemorate Miguel Batista's 100th Win

Not to be outdone by the Yankees recent Derek Jeter 3,000 hit marketing extravaganza, the Mets have unveiled a line of merchandise commemorating last night's outstanding noble achievement of Miguel Batista.

Lil' Murph's Diary: A Depressed Lil' Murph Writes To His Diary

Dear Diary,

Hi.  Remember me?  It's been weeks since I wrote and, to tell you the truth, it's because I'm a bit depressed.  My season is over and my stupid knee still hurts.  On the plus side I am getting darn good at hopping on one leg but don't think that that kind of running is going to get it done in spring training next February.

While I'm still super pissed about getting injured, what really has me bummed out is how all my positions are getting taken over by other guys.

Mets Photo Fun: Dickey Wars!

If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering how different Star Wars would have been had R.A. Dickey been cast instead of Mark Hamill.  Well now you don't have to wonder anymore.  

Spoiler Alert: This version of Star Wars is only 20 minutes long because Dickey simply looks at the Death Star and it becomes overwhelmed by his awesomeness and explodes.  The Emperor surrenders shortly thereafter but not before passing a law banning Hayden Christensen from ever being in a Star Wars movie.  Oh and in this version, Dickey shoots first.