Disagreement Over Urinal Dividers Sunk Wilpon/Einhorn Deal

The news has been full of speculation on just why the Wilpon-Einhorn ownership deal fell apart.  Some sources report that Wilpon had been dealing behind Einhorn's back.  Other sources say Mets ownership was fed up with Einhorn's attempts to wrestle away majority control.  The Apple has spent the last 24 hours investigating the break-up and what we ended up finding out was shocking.  In the end, it was urinals that sunk the deal.

Unlikely Ownership Candidate Of The Day: Charlie Sheen

PROS

• PA system would blast Wild Thing anytime Sheen is shown on the jumbotron
• All concessions would be updated giving Citi Field the largest beer and liquor selection in New York State
• After enough drinks would gladly hit any of the players in-laws, freeing the players from the risk of injury or arrest
• Keith Hernandez would finally have a drinking buddy within the organization

Mets Hoping New Perks Will Entice Prospective Investors

Sterling Equities which owns the NY Mets, TV network SNY, and a significant position in Madoff Ponzi International Inc. (MadPonz, now selling at 1 penny per share on the NASDAQ) has decided to sell up to 25% of the baseball team.

According to Forbes Magazine, the actual value of the team presently is -$225 million. By my calculation then a quarter of the team should be worth about -$56 million. And who among us really doesn't have that kind of minus money to invest?