Disagreement Over Urinal Dividers Sunk Wilpon/Einhorn Deal

The news has been full of speculation on just why the Wilpon-Einhorn ownership deal fell apart.  Some sources report that Wilpon had been dealing behind Einhorn's back.  Other sources say Mets ownership was fed up with Einhorn's attempts to wrestle away majority control.  The Apple has spent the last 24 hours investigating the break-up and what we ended up finding out was shocking.  In the end, it was urinals that sunk the deal.

It's Always Funny In Flushing

There's not much to say about the Mets right now, so in the meantime enjoy this:

New Report Reveals Mets Minority Owner's History Of Bad Purchases

When word got out that David Einhorn had agreed to invest in a minority stake in the Mets, many people in the media criticized Einhorn and called him a sucker for investing in Wilpon's mess.  Einhorn's camp quickly countered with stories of savvy hedge fund management and World Series of Poker successes.  There was even talk of a three year plan to own the team outright.  While we at The Apple are skeptical that will ever happen we do have to admit his plan sounds better than Wilpon's current 3-year plan which consists mostly of not dying.

Wilpon Is Einhorn...Einhorn Is Wilpon

There I've said it.  Now enjoy this silly photo and let's move on...