Mets Star Wars Night Trading Cards: Collect Them All! Trade Them With Your Friends!

Mets Star Wars Night to benefit SU2C is here! Today we're celebrating with the first ever set of Mets Star Wars trading cards. Collect them all!

Mets As Star Wars Characters Part 5: Because Ruben Tejada Always Plays The Woman

If you're a regular reader of The Apple you already know that whenever a spoof photo requires a female character the job goes to the "prettiest" Mets player.  For the foreseeable future, the title of prettiest Met goes to Ruben Tejada. So here you go Mets fans...Happy nightmares!

Princess Ruben: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. 

Mets As Star Wars Characters Part 4: Return Of The Jedi

Were 48 hours away from  Mets Star Wars Night to benefit SU2C. Today the Jedi return with 3 of your favorite Mets.  As an added bonus I've even thrown in a protocol droid. May the force be with you Mets fans.

Joda: Strike you out I will

Mets As Star Wars Characters Part 3: Revenge Of The Sith

Mets Star Wars Night to benefit SU2C is so close you might mistake it for a small moon.  In today's installment lets give the Empire their due. Here's 3 Mets who have turned to the dark side of the force.  Enjoy!

Darth Dickey: Dark Lord of the knuckleball

Mets As Star Wars Characters: Part 2

Mets Star Wars Night to benefit SU2C is only a few days away.  Even better, the Mets were able to salvage the finale in Washington. To celebrate, here are three more of your favorite Mets players as Star Wars characters. Enjoy!

Kirk Skywalker: Red 9 Standing By

Mets As Star Wars Characters: Part 1

Mets Star Wars Night to benefit SU2C is this coming Monday.  To get you in the spirit (and mostly to get my mind off of the fact that the Mets haven't won a game since the All-Star break) I've fired up Photoshop and am giving you a glimpse at what certain Mets players would look like if they existed in a galaxy far far away. Enjoy!

Dude-Bacca

R.A. Dickey To Star In Upcoming Star Wars Broadway Musical

Is Major League Baseball Just Gonna Let R.A. Dickey Choke Out Whoever He Wants?

Mets Star Wars Night Marred By Violence / Hooliganism

It was supposed to be a night of fun to promote the release of the Star Wars Blu Ray set and raise some money for a great cause, but last nights Star Wars night promotion at Citi Field ended up being far more trouble than stadium security could handle.

A Long Time Ago At A Ballpark Not That Far Away...

MLB Denies Mets Request To Digitally Insert Hayden Christensen Into Dugout On Star Wars Night

The Mets just can't catch a break these days.  Just one day after losing their appeal to wear first responder hats on Sunday, the Mets find themselves once again on the losing end of the appeals process.  The issue this time?  Using technology to digitally insert Hayden Christensen into their dugout on Star Wars night.

Mets Photo Fun: Dickey Wars!

If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering how different Star Wars would have been had R.A. Dickey been cast instead of Mark Hamill.  Well now you don't have to wonder anymore.  

Spoiler Alert: This version of Star Wars is only 20 minutes long because Dickey simply looks at the Death Star and it becomes overwhelmed by his awesomeness and explodes.  The Emperor surrenders shortly thereafter but not before passing a law banning Hayden Christensen from ever being in a Star Wars movie.  Oh and in this version, Dickey shoots first.

Save The Apple: The Story So Far...

In case you missed it, Matt Cerrone of Metsblog.com seized ownership of my blog yesterday.  I am currently in hiding at a secret location which may be in the Hoth system but could also be my apartment.  Media Goon from metspolice.com has been circulating this video of the attack.