Controversial MetsBlog Redesign Angers Many Readers...

...I guess I kind of see what people are talking about.

In other news, Google announced today that MetsBlog.com is now the #1 ranked website in America among single women over 30.

OK Metsblog, Here Are Your Stupid Blue Walls, Now Release My Family

For the record, I am not a fan of blue walls at Citi Field.  Personally, I think when you throw around too much blue and orange it makes everything turn purple.  Unfortunately, when Matt Cerrone & Michael Baron want something they are going to get their way.  Apparently even if it means coming to your house and taking your family hostage.  So here you go Metsblog.  Here are your blue walls, now give me back my family. 

The Fonzie For Angriest Comments Section Goes To...

Metsblog.  They are a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche: Mother held them too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late-night sneaky uncle, whatever. They are so angry, moments of levity actually cause them pain... give them headaches. Happiness, for them, hurts.  They are the Metsblog commenters.

Mets Bloggers Make Their Super Bowl Predictions

The Mets most handsome blogger Kerel Cooper (sorry Ted Berg) of On The Black, has compiled the Super Bowl predictions of the best and the brightest in the Mets blogging world...and me for some reason. Enjoy!

Obama's Blogger Beer Summit Ends Tensions, Restores Apple To Original Ownership

The owners of Metsblog.com and The Apple came together today at the request of President Obama and came to agreement that would end this half assed gimmick to cover my site redesign...er I mean feud.

Save The Apple: The Story So Far...

In case you missed it, Matt Cerrone of Metsblog.com seized ownership of my blog yesterday.  I am currently in hiding at a secret location which may be in the Hoth system but could also be my apartment.  Media Goon from metspolice.com has been circulating this video of the attack.

Metsblog Annexes The Apple In Hostile Takeover

Unlimited Power!!!

If you are reading this than you are my last hope.  Moments ago, Metsblog's Matt Cerrone and his lieutenants Ted Berg and Michael Baron blasted their way into the offices of The Apple and have claimed ownership over my website.  I am currently barricaded in a small room and am typing this from under a desk.

The Apple Wins Mazzilli Award For Blog Of The Year

Monday night at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, the best and the brightest in the Mets blogosphere were gathered together for the 2010 Mets Police Awards or the Mazzilli's as they are more commonly referred to.  These awards, given out by Shannon Shark of the fan advocacy site metspolice.com, honor excellence in the Mets online community.

The night was a time to honor many of the more well known names in the blogosphere.  Greg Prince from Faith and Fear took home the best writer award while Michael Baron from MetsPhotos.com won for, you guessed it, best photos.  Metsblog's Matthew Cerrone took home the lifetime achievement Mazzilli for being the "Most Powerful Man In The Mets Blogosphere".

But the surprise of the night came when The Apple was chosen as blog of the year.  We here at The Apple are humbled by this honor.  And while we feel there are many more blogs deserving of this honor (cough...cough... Pauls Random Stuff...cough...cough) we would like to point out that no one did more butt kissing than us to get it.

So on behalf of everyone here at The Apple, which as you may know is me and occasionally Larry Smith, I graciously accept this award.  I didn't even mind it when Ted Berg jumped on the stage during my acceptance speech and shouted that Kerel Cooper has one of the best blogs of all time.

All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story.