Jenrry Mejia reported to Binghamton today. He doesn't expect to return. It is being widely speculated that any deal the Mets make for a pitcher will include Mejia. The top prize being the Mariners Cliff Lee.
Waiting for Mejia in his new locker: a brand new Seattle Mariners jersey and cap. Binghamton manager Tim Teufel insisted that the team was having a little fun with him and that he has no knowledge of any impending deal involving Mejia. The young righty doesn't share that feeling.
"When I was leaving NY they were giving all my jerseys to Steiner Sports.", Mejia told the Apple. "They said something about a clearance sale. Also some guy from Nintendo called me last night but I cannot speak Japanese."
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