In the end everyone received balls with perhaps the biggest pair going to media outlets nationwide who ran with the story and tried to turn it into some kind of grand social commentary about how we steal foul balls in America.
But there is another side to this story. Loyal Apple reader Richard Madison is claiming that Wright was actually aiming for him...in the Promenade. Madison turned to us when no one else would listen. We met Madison at Citi Field during the off day on Monday and he walked us through it.
"I was sitting up here in 520 and here comes Wright towards the dugout.", Madison told the Apple. "Even from 375 feet away we very clearly locked eyes. He goes to toss me the ball and these greedy jerks in the field level knock it down before it can reach me."
The Mets were able to arrange for everyone in the Field Level who was involved to get a ball that day but it would seem Madison was left out in the cold.
"They just don't care about the fans in the Promenade.", says Madison. I'm not asking for much. Just a hand signed ball by David Wright delivered personally to my door by Wright with a handwritten apology from Fred Wilpon. Is that too much to ask? I think not."
We caught up with Wright at a charity function on Monday night. When we brought up Madison, Wright's response was simply, "Who let you clowns in here?"
Complicating the matter is the fact that a fourth party is now claiming ownership as well. Famed ball-grabber Zack Hample is also claiming ownership based on the principle that all balls that enter the stands belong to him.
Will Madison ever get his ball? Will David Wright's restraining order against The Apple hold up in a court of appeals? Only time will tell.
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Best part about this article? Not that The Apple asked if people have a pissed off picture of them-self in Citi Field (which I thought was real neat)... but the fact that this guy is wearing a coat in 80 degree weather yesterday...
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Apple stories. I like how you incorporated a real story with, er, ANOTHER real story... (that's just in case people don't know about the fabrication aspect of this website, wink wink)
You go PROMENADE!
I never knew Wilford "Quaker Oatmeal" Brimley was a Mets fan.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this guy the only one in the entire stadium?
ReplyDeleteIt was an off day Andrew. The Mets were nice enough to let us use the stadium so Mr. Madison could walk us through the story.
ReplyDeleteThe real question is why does he have a coat on.