Minaya Upset With Missing History At Progressive Field

Omar Minaya is at it again.  The Mets GM is once again having problems separating fiction from reality.  Speaking to the press yesterday, Minaya condemned the Indians for not having anything up at the ballpark honoring the great teams of the late 80's and early 90's.  Unfortunately for Omar, he is speaking of the Charlie Sheen led Indians from the 1989 movie Major League.

If you remember the last time this happened, you already know that the Apple is under orders from the Mets front office to never correct Omar on these things so we just let him explain his side of the story.

"We got killed last year by a lot of the fans for not doing enough to honor our organization's history.  I am shocked that the Indians would make the same mistake.", Minaya told the Apple.  He went on to express his fondness for that '89 Indians team.  "Those guys could beat you in so many ways.  They had Hayes, Cerrano, Dorn & Taylor in the lineup and Vaughn could start or come out of the pen.  To not honor those guys is a travesty.  I'm going to talk to (Dave) Howard when we get back about possibly building a second rotunda."

As for Minaya's favorite '89 Twin?  "Without a doubt, Eddie Harris, the crafty veteran.  I don't believe any of the rumors that he put snot on the ball.  No one has ever proven that."


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