The Seattle Mariners have signed Oliver Perez. In an effort to prepare their fans for the sheer destructive power that is Oliver Perez, the Mariners have released this commercial documenting how the lefty ended up in Seattle.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
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Mejia Has Sneaking Suspicion That He Will Not Be Back
Waiting for Mejia in his new locker: a brand new Seattle Mariners jersey and cap. Binghamton manager Tim Teufel insisted that the team was having a little fun with him and that he has no knowledge of any impending deal involving Mejia. The young righty doesn't share that feeling.
"When I was leaving NY they were giving all my jerseys to Steiner Sports.", Mejia told the Apple. "They said something about a clearance sale. Also some guy from Nintendo called me last night but I cannot speak Japanese."
All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story.
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