Jack Burcin from McFaddens explains, "Yankees fans expect certain things when they come to the ballpark and we aim to be sensitive to their needs. They need to prove their superiority by paying huge prices for everything and we've tried to accommodate that."
Under the new Yankees fan pricing a $6 beer now cost $12. Prices for things like soda, water and food have also been substantially raised. A cheeseburger is now $27 since the Yankees seem to be so in love with that number.
Yankees fans seem pretty happy with the move. Gilberto Gomila of the Bronx explains. "When I come to other stadiums I want to throw my money around and show people how insignificant they are. This place lets me do that. Sure they paid less for their beer but it tastes better when it's overpriced. 27 Baby!!!!!"
In a separate move also aimed at easing Yankees fans transition to Citi Field, the Mets have also announced that they will be bringing in extra panhandlers to patrol the 7 Train station pre and post game.
The Apple is glad to see this kind of unity.
All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story. For more info on the awesome new McFaddens at Citi Field, visit http://mcfaddenscitifield.com/
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