Another week of the 2010 season has passed and what have we learned kids?
Personally I learned that there is such a thing as too much tequila on Cinco De Mayo.
Kentucky Derby big bet winner Glen Fullerton learned there's no such thing as a sure thing.
Carlos Beltran learned that if he doesn't return to baseball activity soon, the Mets are not above tazing him.
The Mets learned that when Rod Barajas wants a day off, Rod Barajas gets a day off.
Jason Bay learned that it is very easy to fall in with the wrong crowd.
Die hard card collectors learned that there is nothing card companies won't make a relic card out of.
Last but not least, hopefully you learned that The Apple is the best place to put the cares of the baseball season behind you and have a few laughs.
See you next week.
All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of these stories.
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