Ryan Braun: Carlos Beltran Selfishly Made Me Take Steroids

National League MVP Ryan Braun has suddenly found himself on the hot seat after testing positive for PED's.  While many expected Braun to appeal the test, the Brewers star player is taking a surprisingly honest route and confessing to what we all knew to be true anyway: That Carlos Beltran forced him to do it.

Video: Sex, Violence & David Wright

I don't know how in the world Darren at The 7 Line found this but I'm glad he sent it to me.  Apparently the Mets Golden Boy is into some very weird stuff.  Be warned though, this video is very NSFW.

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League Of Vampires: "We Have Nothing To Do With The Mets"

Recently there has been a lot of talk among bloggers involving the Mets and vampires.  So much so that the League Of Vampires called a press conference to set the record straight.

Lil' Murph's Diary: I'm A Trade Rumor!

Dear Diary,

This is a special week in offseason baseball.  Mr. Alderson and some of his helpers have flown out to Texas to take part in the Winter Meetings.  While other stuff is done I suppose, the winter meetings seem to be all about signing players who are free agents and making trades.  There are a gazillion reporters and bloggers out there so trade rumors come flying out of that area like nobody's business.