Alex Rodriguez Is...El Cacique!

For this to make sense check out this story from the Miami New Times once again linking our favorite Pre-Columbian chief to (surprise, surprise) steroids. The story of "El Cacique" is mostly on page 4.

Mike Piazza Posts Crazy Hall Of Fame Freakout Video On YouTube...Well Not Really

Since failing to make the Major League Baseball Hall of Hipocracy Fame earlier today, Mets legend Mike Piazza has already had at least one fictional reaction attributed to him.

Personally, while I do not actually know what the real Mike Piazza is doing right now, I would not blame him for going all World of Warcraft Freak Out Kid on the whole MLB.

Mike Piazza  uses a TV remote to demonstrate what the BBWAA did to him.

Ryan Braun: Carlos Beltran Selfishly Made Me Take Steroids

National League MVP Ryan Braun has suddenly found himself on the hot seat after testing positive for PED's.  While many expected Braun to appeal the test, the Brewers star player is taking a surprisingly honest route and confessing to what we all knew to be true anyway: That Carlos Beltran forced him to do it.