Apparently, the Mets GM watched another "documentary" this weekend and believes he has found the answer for his troubled righty. Minaya explained his plan to The Apple in a phone conversation early Tuesday morning.
"This Cobb guy can beat you in so many ways. He is the best at what he does.", said Minaya, speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio's character. "We intend to hire this Cobb guy and get into Mike's head and eliminate the problem by instilling self confidence at the deepest level."
For those of you who are new to the Apple you should know that we are under a gag order from the Mets to never correct Minaya, though we have to admit that we would sign up for this plan in a heartbeat if it was actually possible.
If the plan succeeds, the Mets GM suspects that Pelfrey's pitching problems will melt away. But, the plan is not without risk.
"Anytime you change things in the brain you have to be careful.", Minaya explained. "He could wake up and not remember how to pitch at all. I think that is what happened with Maine. Also there is a small chance that we could all become trapped in limbo forever."
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