Recycled Apples: Omar Minaya's Christmas Album

I promise I'll get some new stuff up soon but for now here's something from the archives.  Omar Minaya's Christmas album.  See the complete track list here.

The 12 Days Of Metsmas: A Mets Christmas Carol

On the 1st day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
a GM named Sandy.

On the 2nd day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 3rd day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 4th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 5th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 6th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 7th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 8th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Chris Young who's rumored, One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 9th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Quiet winter meetings, Chris Young who's rumored, One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 10th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
Jeff Francis - maybe, Quiet winter meetings, Chris Young who's rumored, One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 11th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
No new dimensions, Jeff Francis - maybe, Quiet winter meetings, Chris Young who's rumored, One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

On the 12th day of Christmas the Wilpons gave to me
No hope for this year, No new dimensions, Jeff Francis - maybe, Quiet winter meetings, Chris Young who's rumored, One limited payroll, Lower ticket prices, Old Terry C., Paul Depodesta, 3 Guys Non-Tendered, J.P. Ricciardi, & a GM named Sandy.

12 Days Of Metsmas Lyrics By Randy Smith, Larry Smith & Randy Medina.  All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story. 

Former Mets GM Omar Minaya Releases Christmas Album

Omar Minaya is not letting losing his job get him down.  Today at a Manhattan Best Buy, the former Mets GM attended an event to celebrate the release of his first music CD.  The album, entitled Christmas with Minaya and Friends, is a compilation of holiday classics as sung by Omar Minaya.  Joining him on the CD are such former Mets employees as Tony Bernazard, Willie Randolph, Jerry Manuel & others.

The track list contains many modern takes on classic songs such as:

“Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (And He Can Beat You In So Many Ways)”

“It Came Upon A Midnight Clear…and Fired Me”

Featuring Willie Randolph

“Mediocre King Wenceslas”

“Take My Shirt Off & Threaten To Deck The Halls”

Featuring Tony Bernazard

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Adam Rubin”

“What Child Is This…and Why Isn’t He Bunting?”

Featuring Jerry Manuel

“John Maine Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

“The Four Years Of Castillo”

Sung to the tune of The 12 Days Of Christmas

“Last Christmas (I Gave You 36 Million Dollars)”

Duet with Oliver Perez

Christmas with Minaya & Friends hits Best Buy store shelves today.  Next week look for it in your local .99 cent store.

All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story.