Mets Bench Players Hold "Kumite" To Determine Who Is The Worst

For some of the Mets, the rain out in Colorado was a much needed day to rest injured limbs.  The Mets worst players however, used the unscheduled off day to fight in a bloody tournament to decide who truly is the worst player on the team.

You're Killing Me Smalls: 3 Mets Battle For Title Of Worst On The Team

When I was a young lad there were three CF’ers in New York and they were all great ballplayers.

 

The Yankees had Mickey Mantle, the Giants had Willie Mays, and the Dodgers had Duke Snider.

Fan delighted in arguing which of the three was best although Dodger fans tended to admit that their guy was probably #3.

And now in the next millenium a new trio is sparking a somewhat different argument.  The question now being debated is “Who is the worst player on the Mets’ bench?”

You know them.  They’ve been called the “Horrible H’s” and other things that don’t belong in a family blog.

Let’s make the case for each and then we’ll let you, the loyal reader, decide who truly is the worst bench player of the three.

Reader Email: Hu's On First

Hi Randy,

Thankfully, Gary and Keith didn't go this route last night.

-Kyle Hunsberger

 

 

Kyle, give it time.  It's too irresistible.  That being said, if having to sit through a ton of bad puns is the price to pay for Hu getting on base a lot, that's a trade I'm willing to make. Thanks for the email.

Happy Valentines Day Mets Fans: May Hu-pid's Arrow Find It's Mark