Showing posts with label Ron Jeremy. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Mets Reportedly Were Ready To Turn To Dildo Had Dickey Been Put On The Shelf

R.A. Dickey is going to make his scheduled start tonight, but according to reports, the Mets already had a backup plan had the knuckleballer not been ready to go.  Concerned that the injury Dickey sustained during last week's start would sideline him for some time, the Mets very quietly signed an unknown player named R.J. Dildo.

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