What It Would Look Like If Mark Cuban Bought The Mets...And Everyone Was Cats

A couple of weeks ago I ordered a cat drawing from Steve Gadlin of IWantToDrawACatForYou.com. In the box that says describe your cat I wrote:

I would like a cat that depicts Mark Cuban buying the Mets franchise from the bankrupt/incompetent Wilpons to the approval of the team's fans.

Well yesterday in the mail I got my drawing.  Here it is: 

Coming Soon: "I Want To Draw A Cat For You Guy" Draws A Cat For The Apple

I was watching the TV show Shark Tank last night and they featured an interesting business. Steve Gadlin, who started the hilariously simple yet genius company I Want To Draw A Cat For You, was looking for funding for his cat drawing business. In the end he got his funding from Mark Cuban, the man many Mets fans wish the Metropolitans got their funding from.

Recycled Apple: Revisiting Mark Cuban As Mets Owner

A while back I wondered aloud what changes we might see if Mark Cuban ever got his hands on the Mets.  Given the recent circumstances I figured why not take a look back at that post.
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Ousted From Rangers Bid, Mark Cuban Sets Sights On The Mets

Be careful what you wish for Mets fans, a new owner could be on the way.  When Major League Baseball chose Nolan Ryan's ownership group over Mark Cuban for the rights to own the Texas Rangers, Cuban was already thinking about plan B.  What is plan B you may ask?  The team in Flushing.

Cuban desperately wants to get into baseball, even if it means inheriting a team in turmoil.  Though there has been no confirmation, it has been rumored that during today's off day Cuban will sit down with the Wilpon/Okon ownership group to discuss the possibility of purchasing the struggling Mets.

While this may sound like a dream come true for Mets fans it is important to understand the full ramifications of a possible deal with Cuban.  For starters, Cuban's offer was blocked by the MLB in part because of some of the drastic changes he wanted to make to the Rangers brand.  A source in Cuban's office confirmed he has similar plans for the Mets.

"The first thing you can expect is a name change.  Mark saw a game you guys played in Milwaukee this year and fell in love with the uniforms.",  a source tells The Apple.  The uniforms in question are the New York Cubans Negro League jerseys.  Though he intends to keep the blue and orange,  Cuban intends to re-brand the Mets as the Cubans and use an updated version of the old jersey.  Additionally, Cuban's face would appear on the front of each jersey instead of a number.

Changes to the ballpark are to be expected as well.  The most notable change being the removal of the home run apple in center field.  The apple will be replaced by a large mechanical version of Cuban's head.  Cuban will rise up after a New York home run and taunt the opposing pitcher.  It is rumored that it will also pop up after a bad call and berate the umpires when necessary.

Despite today's meeting, a deal is not expected to be in place until after the end of the season.  Stay tuned to The Apple for in depth coverage of any further developments.

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