Jeff Wilpon Send Mets Fans Email Warning Of C.H.U.D. Initiation Night

In hopes of ushering in a new era in transparency for the franchise, Mets owner Jeff Wilpon has been sending Mets fans constant email updates over the course of the GM hiring process.  Most fans have welcomed the constant updates which have ranged from "We are down to two candidates" to "Had bagels this morning. Yummy!".

But as so often is the case with email, Jeff has recently begun forwarding every silly urban legend chain letter he receives and fans have started to complain.  It started on Tuesday when Jeff sent an email warning fans about parking lot perfume salesmen who knock you out and take your kidney.  Most fans brushed off the initial email but then this morning this showed up in Mets fans inboxes:

Dear Mets Fans,

I just got this from a friend who gets Alerts from a detective in her neighborhood. It's important to pass along....