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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Farewell Brad Emaus

Friday, March 25, 2011

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Mets Name Lustin Emurphy Opening Day Second Baseman


Disheartened after weeks of watching a futile war of attrition for the second base job unfold at spring training, the Mets have changed tactics and named Lustin Emurphy the opening day second baseman.  Lustin, pronounced "loose tin" would be an amalgamation of the four leading candidates for the job.

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