Mets Players Share Their New Year's Resolutions

"I resolve to make everyone forget Travis D'Arnaud, Josh Thole, and that other guy (you know, the one with the hair) whose name I have forgotten already." - JOHN BUCK

"I resolve to act like the 6'2" tall 205 pounder I am. Hitting just six home runs in a season is unacceptable.  Double digits here I come." - DANIEL MURPHY

"I resolve to play better defense in 2013 and to hit better.  Well, let's just say I resolve to hit better." - LUCAS DUDA

"I resolve to come out of any start by the time I reach 110 pitches.  I don't care if I'm pitching an all-strikeout perfect game. TAKE ME OUT!" - JOHAN SANTANA

"I resolve to be the pitcher I was in 2012 - not that other loser who stunk the three previous seasons." - BOBBY PARNELL

"I resolve to be the best owner I can be.  I will allow my GM the financial resources to field a competitive team and will not interfere in the day to day running of the club.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I probably will be the same tone deaf money-grabbing twerp I've always been." - JEFF WILPON

"I resolve to be the player I was AFTER the 2012 All-Star break - not the left-handed version of Jason Bay that I was in the first half." - IKE DAVIS

"I resolve to figure out who I am and how I landed on a major league roster." - ANTHONY RECKER









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