Andy Martino Uncovers Collin Cowgill Sex Tape

Andy Martino is having a busy day. Just hours after exposing newly acquired Mets farmhand Noah Syndergaard as a massive homophobe, the Mets beat writer has uncovered a sex tape featuring the team's most recent acquisition, A's outfielder Collin Cowgill.

Mets GM Sandy Alderon says the team is looking into the matter.

"We'll review the tape 17 or 18 times and decide whether any rules were broken.", said Alderson in a conference call with reporters. "This could take a while."

As for Martino, he is not resting on his laurels. A source inside the Daily News says Martino is hard at work on a story linking Travis d'Arnaud to 9/11.

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