Officially, the Mets game against the Brewers was called off last night due to inclement weather. The move came as a bit of a surprise since the whole game was scheduled to be played on PlayStation anyway. We figured there had to be another reason for the cancellation and after doing some digging, The Apple uncovered the real reason the game was called off.
Apparently, Mets outfielder Jason Bay, who had been mulling over the idea of returning for the season's final series, was doing some jogging in the light rain prior to the game to see if any concussion symptoms would return. Unfortunately, his jogging agitated a group of canines who had been let in early as part of the team's "Bark in the Park" promotion. The dogs broke free from their owners and began chasing the Mets left fielder all over the field before finally catching him at second base and delivering a severe mauling.
Bay was rushed to New York Hospital for Special Surgery where he was treated for several bites and lacerations. He is expected to make a full recovery but will miss the remainder of the season. On the positive side, Bay says he experienced no concussion symptoms during the attack.
Immediately following the attack, the Mets closed the gates and called off the game out of fear for the safety of the fans and stadium staff. The game has been rescheduled as part of a double-header on Wednesday while "Bark in the Park" has been canceled outright.
If you were holding a ticket to the game you may exchange it for a future game. If you are holding a $10 dog ticket, the Mets are offering a choice of a full refund or a gift certificate for the dog walking services of Oliver Perez.
All articles featured on The Apple are fictitious. No Mets were harmed in the writing of this story.
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Any truth to the rumor that Gary Mathews was spotted in the clubhouse before the game rubbing bacon and ham on Bay's jersey? Those canines can beat you in so many ways.....I'm just sayin'.....
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