Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Orange

Can burnt sienna be far behind?


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Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Green

Jose is wearing green underwear today.  All Mets fans are advised to stock up on duct tape and plastic sheeting...

Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Purple

After a long day of unfounded rumors, La Melaza is rocking a more calming shade of purple...or maybe he's meeting with Colorado today?  Freak out, everyone!

Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Pink

Looks like Jose is getting in touch with his feminine side today. Let's see what you guys can come with for this one...

Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Teal

Uh oh, Jose is wearing Teal today.  Start panicking...

Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert Status: Red

Looks like JR is rocking red today.  A simple clothing choice or something far more sinister? You make the call.

Introducing The Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert System

Are you like me? Do you wish you knew every ridiculous detail about Jose Reyes so that you can speculate wildly about what it could possibly mean about the shortstop's thought process? Of course you do.  That's why The Apple has teamed up with the good folks at Hanes to bring you the Jose Reyes Underwear Color Alert System.  Every day until something actually happens, I'll let you know what color underwear Jose Reyes is wearing that day (don't ask me how I find this out) and you guys can speculate in the comments section.  The more ridiculous the better.

Today's color is Blue.  Fire away...