Easter has come early for the folks at Cadbury. Famous for their weird chocolate yolky egg thingy, the Cadbury company usually has to wait for Easter to enjoy some of their best sales numbers of the year. This year though they have been given a gift in the form of Carmelo Anthony and his trade to the Knicks combined with most Americans inability to spell.
"People are searching for Carmelo Anthony and, through typos, are landing on pages for our Caramello candy bar.", said a representative for Cadbury. "A lot of people are so surprised that Caramello still exists that they are ordering straight away."
As of the time this article was published, the Cadbury Caramello bar has passed M&M's as the number one selling candy in the United States.
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