Confused Mets Accidentally Draft Dominic Toretto

"I'm just trying to take this all a quarter mile at a time."

OK so maybe they actually drafted Dominic Smith, but I have it on good authority that his contract will include a clause allowing him to have any beer he wants as long as it's a Corona.


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