Thursday, September 1, 2011

Mets Photo Fun: Dickey Wars!

If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering how different Star Wars would have been had R.A. Dickey been cast instead of Mark Hamill.  Well now you don't have to wonder anymore.  

Spoiler Alert: This version of Star Wars is only 20 minutes long because Dickey simply looks at the Death Star and it becomes overwhelmed by his awesomeness and explodes.  The Emperor surrenders shortly thereafter but not before passing a law banning Hayden Christensen from ever being in a Star Wars movie.  Oh and in this version, Dickey shoots first.

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