Mejia Has Sneaking Suspicion That He Will Not Be Back

Jenrry Mejia reported to Binghamton today.  He doesn't expect to return.   It is being widely speculated that any deal the Mets make for a pitcher will include Mejia.  The top prize being the Mariners Cliff Lee.

Waiting for Mejia in his new locker: a brand new Seattle Mariners jersey and cap.  Binghamton manager Tim Teufel insisted that the team was having a little fun with him and that he has no knowledge of any impending deal involving Mejia. The young righty doesn't share that feeling. 

"When I was leaving NY they were giving all my jerseys to Steiner Sports.", Mejia told the Apple.  "They said something about a clearance sale.  Also some guy from Nintendo called me last night but I cannot speak Japanese."   

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